Write in C

When I find my code in tons of trouble friends and colleagues come to me speaking words of wisdom: "Write in C."

Write in C. [x4]

LISP is dead and buried,
write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, for science it worked flawlessly. Try using it for graphics! Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours debugging some assembly, soon you will be glad to write in C.

Write in C. [x4]

Only wimps use Python, write in C.

Write in C. [x4]

Scala won’t quite cut it, write in C.

Write in C. [x4]

Don’t even mention Java, write in C.