Syphilis

It just started with a simple kiss
Now it even hurts to take a piss
Oh how did I get syphilis.

Leprosy
I'm not half the man I used to be
Now my fingertips are leaving me
Oh I believe I've leprosy.

Why her box was sick
I don't know, she would not say
Now my dripping dick won't get hard,
like yesterday.. ay.. ay.. ay

Yesterday
My cock was always coming out to play
Now it needs two weeks to hide away
Oh I believe in yesterday,
I believe in yesterday.