Program in C

The syntax might seem much sweeter where objects and subtypes play. But frills like inheritance will only get in the way! Admire C’s simple landscape; efficiently dangerous! No templates or fancy pitfalls like Java or C++.

Program in C. Program in C.

Pointers, assembly, manage your memory with malloc() and free()! Don’t sink your app with runtime bloat. Software with C will stay afloat. Do what you want here close to the hardware.

Program in C!