Indian moon

Indian moon is so scorching hot oo-hiio-hei! Next to it sun is small as a dot oo-hiio-hei! And one day it set my hat in flames oo-hiio-hei! It burned my hair and cooked my brains oo-hiio-hei!

:,:Just tell us your tales. You’ve lived your life in sails. And even if you swear they’re lies, We trust you, you’re so wise. Hei juttele sinä vaan, kyllä sinut tunnetaan ja vaikka sen valheeksi vannotkin niin kyllä sua uskotaan.:,:

The birds over there were fried mid-flight And houses kept melting, it was a blight And every fish we caught from the sea Was crisp and salted all for free.

Just tell us your tales....

We lift our anchors from India Red Sea we reach through Siberia From there we headed towards Siam, but our ship was stuck in strawberry jam.

Just tell us your tales....

As we were sailing through the Nile we spotted a hungry crocodile The mummies living their life in peace wanted one sailor to marry their niece.

Just tell us your tales....

And there on top of a pyramid stood a lighthouse with a pub in it There they served warm drinks on sand The pharaohs danced the nights on end

Just tell us your tales...

(make up your own bs verse)